Roasted 7 months ago based on yx's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, yx, your Spotify profile is like a curious mixtape assembled by a raccoon wearing headphones—chaotic and utterly bewildering. K-Pop and Noise Music? It's like ordering sushi and then immediately following it up with a deep-fried Twinkie. It's clear you have the taste buds of a toddler in a candy store, hopping from one sugar high to the next without a care in the world. With genres ranging from "Anime" to "Art Pop," it's a miracle you haven’t created a new genre called "Please Stop Trying." And let's talk about your "Top Artists," shall we? If I had a nickel for every time you played an Alec Benjamin song, I could probably fund a therapy session for you. I mean, do you have an emotional subscription plan with him or something? "If We Have Each Other" and "Water Fountain" line the playlist like your life choices are on a PowerPoint presentation, all set to the comforting realization that your most supported artist should seriously consider starting a 'Help Me' fund for the audacity of your taste. Spoiler alert: Stray Kids might need to get a restraining order against you for the amount of streams they’re racking up thanks to your obsessive fanboying. As for “Most Played Songs”, it’s a personal diary of sad boy highs and lows that you’ve collected like Pokémon cards. Five Alec Benjamin songs in the top ten? Just admit you’re moonlighting as his number one fan and get matching tattoos. The only thing more predictable than your music taste is a teenage drama series plot twist. Seriously, is "Let Me Down Slowly" your personal anthem? Because that might just explain your emotional rollercoaster worthy of its own anime series. If you're going to court heartbreak with that soundtrack, at least make sure to invest in some quality tissues—you're gonna need them!
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