Roasted 2 years ago based on ★Maddie★'s long term Spotify stats.

Maddie, I see your favorite genres list reads like a high schooler's attempt at being deep while trying to avoid actual emotional connections. "POV: Indie"? Sweetheart, the only perspective you seem to be conveying is how desperately you're trying to be unique in a world full of TikTok duets. "Otacore" feels like a term thrown in just to impress your internet friends, but let’s be real—you’d probably faint at the first sight of someone wearing a Naruto headband that didn't come from a Hot Topic clearance rack. What are you trying to prove? That you know niche genres or that you've got a PhD in being painfully basic? And speaking of basic, your top artists list reads like a mixtape compiled by someone who thinks “Panic! At The Disco” is their deepest darkest secret. With “Set It Off” occupying half your played songs, it’s clear that the punchline is on you—you’re really just punching bags for your own taste. Matthew Perry must be rolling in his grave at the thought of “Panic! At The Disco” being referred to as top-tier music, especially when "Fake Ass Friends" only proves that your relationships are as authentic as a fast fashion label's commitment to sustainability. You’ve got more "half•alive" songs than actual half-alive friends, and that says a lot. Your most played songs are a tragic mix of sadness and bad decisions, ranging from “Punching Bag” to “Michael in the Bathroom.” Clearly, you’ve turned your life into a sad musical none of us asked for. “Life Itself” is ironically your anthem, and if you're hoping to keep “Under the Tree” in your replay rotation, maybe sit under it for a moment and rethink your life choices. Here’s a tip—if you’re going to go on a deeply introspective journey through these tracks, at least bring some better snacks. Your Spotify could use a serious upgrade, but then again, with these choices, I can only imagine your taste in snacks is as questionable as your music selection.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!