Roasted 1 year ago based on issawidgit's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around and hold onto your earbuds because we have a Spotify profile that inadvertently doubles as a guide on how to have an identity crisis! Issawidgit, whose musical taste is a wild melting pot of genres, is somehow managing to listen to both "Symphonic Metal" and "Celtic" tunes while crying silently to emo pop. Are you training for a medieval battle with a side of angsty poetry or auditioning for an unholy genre mashup? Either way, it’s like your Spotify wrapped was created by a committee of indecisive squirrels. Let’s talk about your favorite artists—CHVRCHES, Florence + The Machine, and a bunch of names even your own Spotify algorithm has never heard of. It’s like you grabbed a handful of artists out of a hat, and if you could, you’d probably add your mom's karaoke version of “Sweet Caroline” too. And let’s be real, “soundtrack” as a genre is just code for “I don’t know what I like, but I know what I want to feel.” Your top pick sounds like the soundtrack to a film that doesn’t exist, probably revolving around a hero struggling to choose between three kinds of metal for an existential crisis. But the pièce de résistance? Your top tracks, where “SABOTAGE” by ZODIVK makes the list—kudos for being the only person in the universe streaming that one! It’s like you’re trying to sabotage our ears one song at a time. “Caramelldansen”? I can’t decide if it’s genius or a crime against humanity! You clearly have a deep and personal relationship with chaos, and your playlist should come with a warning label: “Caution - May cause existential dread and spontaneous headbanging.” Keep it up, you beautifully confused musical disaster; just know that you’re giving the phrase “mixed signals” new meaning!

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