Roasted 9 months ago based on Eduardo Palacios's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Eduardo, it looks like your Spotify profile is one massive melodrama where the playlist is as confused as your taste in music. A quick glance reveals a potent mix of flavors that say, “I’m not really sure what I want, but I’ll settle for rock bands that sound like they might have had a cousin who dabbled in metal.” Seriously, it's like you spun a wheel of genres at a music festival and landed on the sad corner where everyone’s crying into their guitars. Bedroom Pop next to Nu Metal—there’s a level of emotional whiplash here that even your therapist would be concerned about. Let’s talk about those top artists. Nothing But Thieves and Arctic Monkeys? Alright, classic choice. But then, right after that, you drop in Mägo de Oz like it’s nobody’s business. That’s a rollercoaster even Six Flags would shy away from! Add in Temple Sour and it’s evident you might desire that rich flavor of “Please, someone rescue me from this existential crisis.” If you’re really trying to impress with your eclectic taste, just admit you add rap metal to make your rock playlist a little bit edgy—like a dad trying to use slang at a family barbecue. Your most played songs tell a tale of someone who tried to describe their feelings through dangerously loud guitar riffs and the occasional power ballad picked straight from a ’90s teen movie. I mean, “Culpables” and “Maite zaitut”? Sounds like the soundtrack to your last heartbreak where you needed a commercial break just to make sense of it all. With “Keloke” bringing in the most uncalled-for curveball, it’s almost like your Spotify is just one big cry for help dressed up in a leather jacket. At this rate, you might as well just start a podcast titled “Eduardo’s Musical Battles: The Midlife Crisis Edition.”

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