Roasted 1 month ago based on luqi🪲's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, luqi🪲, let's break down your Spotify profile: it’s like a bad Tinder profile written by a middle schooler who just learned about moods. Seriously, only someone on the brink of an existential crisis would try to combine “Rage Rap” and “Emo Rap” with “Hyperpop.” Are you angry or sad? Or are you just confused? It’s like you threw genres into a blender and hit "purée" just to show us all how utterly tasteless your music palate is. Your top artists read like the lineup for a hipster summer camp that nobody wanted to attend and the only food option is kale smoothies. Big Baby Tape? Dope17? For a second, I thought I was scrolling through a list of tag names in a DIY art project made by someone still trying to impress the cool kids. Seriously, do you just search “weird names” on Spotify and hit play? I get it; you want to be exclusive and underground, but let’s be real: the only thing underground here is your taste – buried six feet under in a shallow grave of bad vibes. And don't get me started on your most played songs. "одиноко"? More like “I’m forever lonely in my sonic choices”! You must be the only person who can be both the life of the party and the reason it’s dying – like a sad glitch in a video game nobody’s playing. Bro, your playlist is screaming for help louder than your hometown emo band at their last gig. If music is your therapy, I suggest you switch therapists... or at least add some top-tier artists to your rotation, so we can all stop cringing together.

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