Roasted 2 months ago based on Lucas's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lucas! The only person I know who requires a GPS just to navigate through the jungle of his own music choices. With more subgenres of hip-hop than actual life experiences, it seems like you’re going for a PhD in musical classifications. “Rap” and “Hip Hop” as separate favorites? You really dug deep there, didn’t you? At this point, your Spotify looks like a sad thesis paper that somehow got stuck in a mixtape factory. Bravo on pursuing that state of being musically confused! Your top artists make me think you're trying to impress a crowd that doesn't exist. The Weeknd to Lil Nas X, by way of Eminem and 24kGoldn? Your playlist could double as a Buzzfeed quiz about “Which algorithm generated your personality?” It’s a wonder you haven’t added 'shameless' to your favorite genres. Honestly, the only miracle here is how your taste still manages to evoke more eye rolls than dance moves. You’ve got more identity crises than a mid-2000s emo kid. And your most played songs, Lucas! Wow! “Shut up My Moms Calling (Sped up)” truly exemplifies your dedication to half-hearted decisions. At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me if you claim Spotify as your main source of emotional support. That diamond in the rough, “Trap Queen” alongside a Justin Bieber track? Pure art—if we're talking about performance pieces on how to cringe out loud. You’re out here living proof that not all heroes wear capes; some just keep buying all the genres on sale. Keep it up, buddy, and you might just turn your taste into a bestselling comedy.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!