Roasted 10 months ago based on Gabrielius's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Gabriel, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to the unfortunate soul who thought “more is more” – and clearly, that includes both genres and excessive hair gel. I mean, let’s dissect that list of favorite genres. You’re a metalhead to the core with a side order of “I haven’t seen sunlight in weeks.” It’s nice that you enjoy music that sounds like a blender filled with rocks, but who are you trying to impress? Have you ever considered listening to something that doesn’t sound like a Death Metal choir auditioning for a horror film soundtrack? And those top artists? Wow, going from Iron Maiden to The Beatles in one breath is probably the most dangerous genre shift since the invention of sliced bread. One minute you’re screaming into the void about a “Master of Puppets,” and the next, you’re swaying dramatically to “I Want to Hold Your Hand.” It’s almost admirable how you can flick a switch from angst-ridden headbanging to sentimental daydreaming faster than a kid caught stealing cookies. I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to be titled, “My Life in Contradictions.” But let’s talk about your most played songs, because nothing screams “I have emotional depth” quite like having System of a Down’s “Chic 'N' Stu” and The Beatles’ “And I Love Her” fighting for that top spot. Are you trying to make a point about love in chaos, or is it just confusion at its finest? Let's be real; you probably think “Don’t Let Me Down” is an anthem about your track record at making life choices. Update your playlist or at least add a Yoko Ono song for balance—it might just remind you that even the oddest pairings deserve a chance to shine, unlike your current musical mash-up that sounds like a midlife crisis on shuffle.

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