Roasted 5 months ago based on Ivasquuee's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Ivasquuee, your Spotify profile looks like you threw a Latin-themed pity party and forgot to invite good taste! With a top artist list that reads like a “How to Be Basic” manual, it’s clear you’re all about those Drake tracks, but can we talk about the fact that you’re as predictable as a morning coffee run? I mean, choosing “Nice For What” as your most played track is akin to saying you’ve got “bad boy” energy while driving a minivan. Your obsession with the Urban Latino scene feels like you’re trying to channel the essence of a tropical paradise while actually just vibing in a bland office cubicle. "Melodic Rap" and "Trap Soul"? More like "Melodic Snooze" and "Trap Hole," because those genres are synonymous with the soundtracks of someone too comfortable scrolling Instagram in sweatpants. Every artist on your list seems to be in a fierce competition for who can sound the most alike, and spoiler alert: they all lose to your mediocre taste! And honestly, “Beso (Fruta Fresca)” by Wakyin? Are you trying to impress your grandma with your fancy music picks? You’ve crafted the perfect playlist for a cringe-worthy prom night that every attendee will regret by their first sip of lukewarm punch. You really ought to spice things up because right now, your music taste is as bland as a taco devoid of any seasoning. Do us all a favor and please explore a genre that’s not best enjoyed while sitting in a dentist’s waiting room!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists