Roasted 11 months ago based on kye's long term Spotify stats.
Kye, your Spotify profile reads like a sad diary entry from a teenage goth who just discovered the concept of moods. Balancing between "Soundtrack" and "Rage Rap" is like trying to ride a unicycle while juggling – you're very ambitious, but the only thing you’re accomplishing is putting everyone around you on the edge of their seats, just waiting for you to fall flat on your face. And let’s be real—your genre list looks like it was generated by a confused algorithm trying to piece together a sound collage for a traumatic movie montage. As for your top artists, wow, it really seems like you’ve either found a niche nobody else cares about, or you intentionally picked the most obscure list of musicians to avoid any form of mainstream embarrassment. "Two Feet" might as well be titled "One Lonely Fan," because clearly, you’ve given him enough streams to fill a bathtub. I guess you love "Two Feet" so much that you’re planning on changing your name to "Kye: The Certified Groupie." Didn’t even know you could dive into creeping territory through music taste, but here we are! And the most played songs? I’ve seen more versatility in a potato sack race. You’ve got nine different “Lies” to choose from, but for some reason, each one just reinforces the heartbreaking truth: your taste in music is a relentless cycle of obsession. Maybe it’s time to step out of the 'Two Feet' shadow and, I don’t know, try listening to other artists? You might be pleasantly surprised—though given your choices, that might be a bit like expecting a happy ending in a horror movie!
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