Roasted 7 months ago based on wen yue's long term Spotify stats.

Wen Yue, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis playlist compiled by someone who can’t decide whether they’re vibing at a high-energy night out or an existential indie film. Pop, hyperpop, nightcore—this isn’t a music taste; it’s a psychological evaluation. Honestly, I’m half-expecting Bruno Mars to file a restraining order against you for all the times you've tried to “bring the party” with your indecisive nature. Who are you trying to fool? You’re basically a human jukebox set to “confused teenager mode.” When I look at your top artists list, I can’t help but notice you’ve packed it with more flavors than a gas station snack aisle. Between Ashnikko’s outrageousness and alt-J’s pretentious vibes, it’s like you’ve got a personality disorder playing out on repeat. I can't tell if you’re obsessed with eclecticism or just desperately trying to impress your friends at a party by throwing in a Måneskin track. Spoiler: you aren’t cool, you’re just giving people whiplash trying to keep up with your rollercoaster of genres. And those most-played songs… What were you going for, a truly chaotic soundtrack for every awkward moment in your life? “If god didn’t want us to snort worms he wouldn’t have made them cylindrical!” sounds like someone just lost a bet and decided to shove their worst ideas into a title. Your music taste is so out there, even Spotify is judging you and suggesting therapy sessions for every play. Here’s a pro tip: Next time you create a playlist, try taking a deep breath instead of holding your nose through the weirdness, okay?

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