Roasted 2 years ago based on Jellybean's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Jellybean, with your Spotify profile looking like a German hip hop enthusiast ran through a translation app, it’s hard to believe you aren’t actually a walking troll. Your favorite genres are like you just discovered Google Translate last week: “German Cloud Rap” and “German Hyperpop”? Please, the only clouds in your playlist seem to be the ones trolling your taste in music. I half-expect your next favorite genre to be “Sounds of Paper Shredders” or “Ambient Bus Station Noise” because honestly, that would still make more sense. Your top artist list reads like the court jester’s playlist from a long-forgotten medieval fair. I mean, “TJ_beastboy” is dominating your most played list like he’s auditioning to be your new best friend, while the rest sound like random nicknames picked during a game of “Name That Hipster.” Let's be real: your music taste is less of a rollercoaster and more of a kiddie ride at a failing amusement park. We get it, you’re trying to be unique, but some of these tracks make “weird” sound like it’s about to take a trip to the emergency room. And don’t think we haven’t noticed you lumping in “Detroit Hip Hop” with your German obsession. That’s like trying to smuggle sauerkraut into a barbecue joint—awkward and a little offensive! Your playlist is the sonic equivalent of a toddler organized art project—chaotic, messy, and kind of sad. When are you going to realize that there’s a big beautiful world of music beyond “TJ_beastboy” and those shadowy corners of Germany? You might want to hit "shuffle" on your taste, because right now, you’re just stuck in a loop that nobody asked for.

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