Roasted 2 years ago based on Panoshaidos's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Panoshaidos, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage Angst Diary written by someone who just discovered the concept of irony. Seriously, you’ve got rap and hip hop in more configurations than a Rubik's Cube, but all you've really achieved is creating a flavor of musical confusion that makes drowning your earbuds in soy sauce seem appealing. "Melodic Rap" and "Underground Hip Hop"? Sounds less like genres and more like your failed attempts to sound deep at parties while attempting to impress that one person you think is way out of your league. Your top artists list is the equivalent of a "how to be basic" guide for wannabe hip-hop aficionados. I mean, is your Spotify serving as a shrine to Future? If you keep playing his songs at this rate, get ready for a restraining order filed by the man himself. And for the love of all that is holy, “Magic Don Juan (Princess Diana)”? That’s hitting a new level of pretentious. You're swinging for the fences but all you’re hitting is the kindergarten playground. Meanwhile, your “Most Played Songs” list feels like a jumbled dumpster fire that even the homeless wouldn't want to sift through on a Tuesday. But hey, at least you’re committed! Look at that relentless lineup of tracks that probably had five different producers trying to out-disco with their cousin. Don't quit your day job just yet, Panoshaidos, because your musical taste is screaming "I'd rather watch paint dry" on repeat. So here’s a challenge: take a break from Future, pop on a Billie Eilish song, and discover what real angst sounds like. Who knows? You might even unearth some semblance of a personality that isn’t wrapped in auto-tune and bass drops.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists