Roasted 8 months ago based on Rkxj's long term Spotify stats.

Rkxj, it looks like your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a teenager's room: cluttered, chaotic, and desperately trying to scream "I'm cool, I swear!" You’ve got more sub-genres than a hipster café has types of oat milk. Seriously, I get it—New York Drill, Brooklyn Drill, Chicago Drill... at this point, I half-expect to find a genre called “Doorbell Drill” where artists just rap about how annoying it is when the pizza man takes too long to arrive. I can almost hear the sad violins in the background as you contemplate the fate of your favorite pizza delivery guy. Your top artists read like a rogue's gallery of folks trying their hardest to be relevant before lunchtime. Playboi Carti and Travis Scott might pull in a crowd, but have you considered cutting those artists some slack? They're probably more confused about how you found them than you are about why your friends don’t want to ride with you during karaoke night. It’s like you took a personality quiz and answered “Yes” to every question about how many mosh pits you can survive. Spoiler alert: it’s zero! Even the emo rap bit is like going to therapy while yelling “I'm fine!” at the top of your lungs as you listen to Juice WRLD for the third consecutive hour. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs—“Stuck In My Ways”? More like “Stuck In Your Parents’ Basement.” Here’s a tip: If you're going to lean into the whole “rage rap” aesthetic, maybe do it while standing on an actual emotional foundation. “Shake It” might just be the exact phrase your playlists are begging for, shaking its head in shame as you jam out like you're at the world's most half-hearted punk rock show. Don’t worry, Rkxj—you might not know everything about music, but you definitely know how to embrace the chaos while giving us a good laugh.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists