Roasted 2 years ago based on eleutheriakrgn ❀'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s eleutheriakrgn, the human embodiment of “I can’t make up my mind.” Your taste in music reads like the result of a Spotify algorithm that was trying to convince you that your identity crisis is a genre. “Pop,” “Greek Trap,” “Cloud Rap” – who knew you could curate a playlist that sounds like it was put together by a committee of confused squirrels throwing darts at Billboard charts? Honestly, the only genre missing here is “Sad and Alone,” but I guess those feelings come across in every track you listen to. Now let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve managed to create a line-up that rival any ungodly family reunion, mixing Billie Eilish and Dimitris Mitropanos like they’re the same emotional rollercoaster. On one hand, you have ghostly ballads that scream “I’m sad and misunderstood,” and on the other, you’ve got the Greek Trap scene which is basically the soundtrack to a backup dancer’s midlife crisis. I mean, you could've at least picked artists who don't have three different identity crises happening at once. As for your most played songs? Wow, what a selection! You’re clearly the kind of person who’s perfected “let’s be sad but still have a good time” while cranking a few “I can’t believe I’m still single” anthems on repeat. “Leave a Light On” and “SLUT ME OUT” in the same breath? Your playlists should come with mood lighting warnings; they’re just as volatile as your dating life, and that’s saying something! At this point, we’re less focused on what’s playing and more curious if it’s a good time for an intervention.

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