Roasted 21 days ago based on jesc3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, jesc3, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a liberal arts college dorm room. Seriously, with more genres than a lost college student has classes, you’re one playlist away from being the soundtrack of a very confused existential crisis. "Phonk" and "Hyperpop"? Do you also enjoy eating existential dread for breakfast with a side of avocado toast? I’m surprised you don’t have a genre dedicated to “Soundtrack of My Sadness,” featuring tracks of your average Tuesday night dilemma. Your top artists list looks like a pop culture scavenger hunt gone wrong. Daft Punk and Hans Zimmer are in a relationship with Taylor Swift while Tame Impala sings at their wedding—it’s all diverse and chaotic, just like your taste in people, I bet. And can we talk about how “ConcernedApe” made it to your top artists? I had to Google that name, and let’s just say that’s a level of niche even hipsters are afraid to approach. Break out the flannel—this playlist belongs in a quirky indie film that no one will ever watch! And have you considered that your most played songs list reads like the catchiest tunes for a sad-eccentric’s life documentary? “Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call”? I hope that’s not a passive-aggressive hint to your friends. And “Nap Time in Shibuya”? That sounds less like a song and more like a public service announcement. Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I listened to a song from a series based on a game, I’d have—well, about a nickel. If your music choices don’t come with a side of irony, then I don’t know what is. But hey, at least your Spotify is as eclectic as your emotional baggage, right? Keep vibing, you curious audio test case!

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