Roasted 1 year ago based on amy :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Amy, your Spotify profile is like a musical time capsule from a thrift store that’s been kept in a damp basement. With a taste that’s as eclectic as a yard sale DJ, it’s no surprise "Madchester" is up there; it perfectly sums up your vibe: a little confused, a tad outdated, and entirely unnecessary in 2023. If your playlist had an expiration date, it would have spoiled right around the time people stopped wearing flared jeans and chokers. I mean, are you trying to revive the '80s, or just auditioning for a role in a sequel to “Wayne's World”? Your top artists list is a mess, akin to throwing darts at a board of hip clichés and hoping for the best. You've got Queen, which is great, but then you follow it up with Chappell Roan like it's a natural progression from classic rock to hyperpop. It’s like munching on a gourmet cheese platter and then washing it down with grape soda. You could have at least picked someone more relevant beyond the realm of TikTok fame. Looking at your playlist feels like I'm trapped in some kind of musical Bermuda Triangle where nothing really good or coherent ever escapes. And let’s talk about those most played tracks—if you’re really cranking out four different songs by Chappell Roan, it’s time to consider a musical intervention. You’ve veered off into the realm of emotional support music, and I’m not sure if there are enough therapists for you and these ‘good luck’ anthems. “Kill him (he's a Socialist)” by Seb Lowe? Sounds like a panel discussion gone wrong! If your Spotify makes sense in any universe, it’s definitely the one where Chappell Roan is President and Darkwave is the national anthem.

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