Roasted 11 months ago based on Sarah Steve's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sarah Arnold, your Spotify profile is like a sad diary entry written by a high school goth who just discovered the concept of rain. You claim to love Emo, Pop Punk, and Punk, yet the majority of your most-played songs are simply glorified soundtracks for a sad girl crying in the rain. I mean, who needs therapy when you can just turn up “Rain on Bedroom Window with Thunderstorm” on repeat, am I right? Listening to your favorite Nature Soundscapes makes me think you’d rather cuddle with a rain cloud than a human being. It's just you, your notebooks filled with poetry, and the sound of one million raindrops weeping softly in sympathy. You really dropped the ball on your representation of punk music. Sure, you have My Chemical Romance and the Spice Girls on your top artist list, but right next to them, there’s “Vitamin String Quartet,” like a score for a romantic comedy about suburbia. Your playlist feels less like a punk rebellion and more like an awkward family gathering where everyone has an identity crisis. And let’s be real, you might as well add “Céline Dion” to your "Punk" category, because nothing says rebellion like belting out ballads about heartbreak while imagining a courtier serenading you under a rainbow. At this point, I can’t tell if you’re a punk rock enthusiast or just a nostalgic fan of infomercial soundtracks. After all, who needs genuine rebellion and angst when you've got the soothing tones of rain and thunder in your ears? Let’s face it, Sarah, your profile screams “I’m one emotional breakdown away from hiding out in a cabin surrounded by cozy knitting supplies and an abundant supply of chamomile tea.” So keep listening to those thunderstorm symphonies, but just know your Spotify is basically a “How To Be A Sad Indie Movie” in audio form.

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