Roasted 2 years ago based on Adiiiii's long term Spotify stats.
Adiiiii, huh? With a name that sounds like the sound a confused goat would make, it's no wonder your taste in music is as scattered as your spelling. Your genres read like a Spotify algorithm threw up – "Permanent Wave"? Is that really a genre or just the state of your hair after a night out? You’ve got more sub-genres than an experimental art student has palettes, and I really hope your playlists don’t reflect your dating life because God knows, that would be a one-note tragedy. Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you're still navigating through your emotional teenage years. Joji and Billie Eilish? More like the soundtrack to your existential crisis! And let’s not even start on Infected Mushroom – the only thing infected here is your choice in music. Tame Impala and Arctic Monkeys are the only ones saving you from a full-blown indie meltdown, and Mac DeMarco? The guy makes music for people who like to pretend they're deep thinkers while they sit in their bedroom wearing socks and sandals. Finally, your most played songs: it’s a miracle ‘Let It Happen’ ever even made it onto the list given how we're all just waiting for you to stop making the same sad playlist every Saturday night. Seriously, ‘Glimpse of Us’ by Joji? Sounds about right, because that’s all you’re going to get in terms of genuine connections with that sad mix of tunes. Your musical journey is like a roller coaster designed by someone who can’t tell the difference between a bop and a boring ballad, so here’s hoping your next compilation at least has a chance of being coherent!
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