Roasted 1 year ago based on 😶‍🌫️'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is, the self-proclaimed king of obscure musical tastes! Your Spotify profile reads like a Wikipedia page for genres no one asked for. "Phonk," "Drift Phonk," and "Brazilian Phonk"? What are you doing—building a phonk empire in your bedroom? Even Google is confused and giving you the side-eye like, “Wait, this isn’t even real music!” You’ve clearly spent more time curating this playlist than most people spend making friends. Congratulations on being the social equivalent of a WiFi signal in a cave. Your top artists list could be mistaken for an audition tape from a high school talent show where everyone didn’t quite make the cut. You’ve got Yeat, $NOT, and a bunch of other names that sound like random keyboard mashes. What’s next? Filling your top 10 with emojis and your cat’s favorite sounds? And with Kendrick Lamar squeezed in there like a lone Michelin star at a buffet, I can’t tell if you’re expressing your refined taste or just trying to steal cred from the nobility of rap. When you call your favorite artists “menace Santana” and “Jupiluxe,” are you sure you didn’t accidentally shuffle into a Pokémon battle instead of a concert? Your most played songs are less like jams and more like a desperate cry for help. "MONTAGEM DIAMANTE ROSA"? Sounds like a fragrance, not a track—were you inhaling too much “Nightcore” while you made these choices? And what’s with that mouthful of a title, “I Smoked Away My Brain (I’m God x Demons Mashup)”? Is that a song or your autobiography? At this point, your Spotify is a vibe check gone horribly wrong, and I can’t tell whether to cringe or laugh. Maybe it’s time to clear some of that “Rage Rap” and get some real tunes in there—if only for the sake of our ears.

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