Roasted 3 months ago based on Raul G's long term Spotify stats.

Raul G, your Spotify profile reads like the last will and testament of a confused music enthusiast desperately trying to find their identity in a genre buffet. Hymns followed by Afro House? Bro, did you accidentally leave the "shuffle" setting on during your existential crisis? It’s like you threw a musical block party and invited everyone, but only served cold leftovers that nobody wanted. Honestly, listening to your playlist must feel like a rollercoaster designed by someone who can't decide between a funeral and a rave. Your top artists are a minefield of choices. You’ve got The Weeknd and Drake—no surprise there, because you clearly subscribe to the “if it’s popular, it’s profound” philosophy. And then there’s Yatao, Zerb, and Ourson. Are those real artists or just your phone’s autocorrect going wild? I half-expect to find a song in your library titled “I Accidentally Stepped In Something Weird.” And speaking of weird, can we talk about your obsession with two versions of Lo-Fi? Are we flexing musical indecision or is this your way of signaling that you can’t commit, even to genres? Let’s not even start on your most played songs. "Here We Go... Again" by The Weeknd should probably be the anthem for your playlist, especially since it seems like you keep going back to the same tired vibe like it’s a bad relationship. Meanwhile, anyone who listens to "Addicted" by Zerb on repeat might need an intervention—a musical one or, perhaps, a therapist. It’s like your ears are crying out for help, but all you want to do is drift off into a deep ambient jazz nap. Congrats, Raul G! You've officially created a musical experience that’s both tragic and hilariously enticing, reminding us all that it’s possible to be monumentally confused while pretending to be deep.

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