Roasted 25 days ago based on ₛₒₚₕ⋆‧°𓏲.✦'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, ₛₒₚₕ⋆‧°𓏲.✦, your music taste is about as diverse as a plain slice of toast. With a favorite genre list that reads like a middle school arts and crafts project gone wrong, I can't tell if you're here to rock out or just auditioning for the next big musical theater flop. "Southern Gothic"? Is that code for "I just found out the Civil War was a thing"? Your playlists could use a little bit more spice — how about some genres that don’t sound like they belong in a hipster cafe? And don’t even get me started on your top artists! Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey? Oh, please, are you trying to weave a tragic love story or throw a pity party? Add in Ethel Cain and you basically have an emotional rollercoaster that only runs on gas station tears. Ethel Cain is like the underground coffee shop of artists; sure, it's cool, but isn’t there a barista out there making a regular cup of Joe? We get it, you’re deep and complicated… but hon, sometimes it’s okay to order a vanilla frappuccino and vibe to something fun. Finally, your most played songs are basically an Ethel Cain shrine, and I’m worried you might start taking it on family outings. If I had a nickel for every time “Sun Bleached Flies” made someone weep silently into their avocado toast, I’d be as rich as your therapy bills. You might want to consider branching out; sometimes music isn’t just about existential dread and fleeting moments of joy. Just remember, there's a whole world of beats out there. Don’t restrict your taste to the depths of your angst; it’s a big ocean, so toss a line out!

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