Roasted 3 months ago based on mya hartman's long term Spotify stats.

Mya Hartman, huh? The only person I know who could turn a music genre into a resume for a failed coffee shop tour. Your Spotify profile looks like it got trapped in the 2000s and decided to throw a nostalgia party that even the hipsters are too embarrassed to attend. "Hey, everybody! Welcome to my Folk Pop festival where the biggest concern is the wifi and parking!" If comfort and mediocrity had a child, it would be this profile, cuddled up with a lukewarm cup of artisanal coffee. And don’t even get me started on your favorite artists. "Matchbox Twenty" and "Train"? Wow, way to aim for the gold medal in dad rock! You really went all in for the emotional damage of a middle-aged breakup. For someone who listens to so much Folk, I can’t help but to picture you in a flower crown, strumming your ukulele with all the edginess of a butter knife. Maybe next time, swing your musical taste toward genres that don’t sound like they need a hug and a hot beverage—oh wait, you already have that covered. Your top songs read like a sad Spotify playlist curated for someone trying to rediscover their lost youth at a suburban high school reunion. “Heavy Eyes” and “Stolen Dance”? Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for a night of slow dancing with your cat, while you lament over missed opportunities as you scroll through your ex's Instagram. Get ready, Mya—your next Spotify Wrapped might have a disclaimer: "Listen responsibly. Side effects may include excessive eye-rolling and the need to buy a plant."

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