Roasted 4 months ago based on eepy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh eepy, with your taste in music, it's like you stumbled into a German-themed buffet, but instead of delightful dishes, you piled your plate high with the leftover scraps of indie and pop nobody wanted. It’s as if you picked your Spotify genres based on a variety of German sauces: a little sweet, a little sour, and ultimately leaving a bad taste in everyone's mouths. Seriously, how many ways can you explain that you like music sung in a language you barely understand? It’s time to stop pretending that you speak in vibes; your ears are clearly confused and undercooked! Your top artists read like the lineup for a middle school talent show where everyone brought their dad's old guitar. AnnenMayKantereit? Great, because I always wondered what it would be like to listen to a hipster right out of an art school trying to sing a lullaby! When even Billie Eilish looks at your playlist and whispers, “Yikes,” you know your choices are questionable at best. You’ve managed to collect artists that even Google seems unsure of—like a last-minute search when you're just trying to fill the awkward silence at a party. “Hey, what about Alec Benjamin?” Oh right, the human equivalent of settling for water at a cocktail bar. And let’s talk about those most played songs! The sheer eclecticism has no direction and, frankly, feels like you had a minor stroke while trying to shuffle through your top picks. I mean, “weisses licht” and “PIROUETTEN” sound like the names of those trendy little boutiques that sell overpriced candles and artisan pickles. At this rate, your algorithm needs a therapy session because, honestly, it's been through enough. So, eepy, keep enjoying your musical identity crisis—I’ll just be over here with the artists that actually blow up the charts!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!