Roasted 1 year ago based on ¡MoFu!'s long term Spotify stats.

¡MoFu!, huh? More like “Please, Don’t Ever Ask Me What I’m Listening To!” Your taste in music reads like a hipster’s grocery list. It’s as if you threw a dart at a board of genres while blindfolded and ended up in the local anime club’s basement. “Otacore”? That’s just a friendly reminder that you need to leave your mom’s house more often. And “Indietronica”? Come on, the last person who tried to sound that pretentious ended up only being liked by their cat. Looking at your top artists is like being force-fed a mixtape from a seventh grader who just discovered existential crises and Japanese cartoons. Seriously, when did “Bruno Coulais” become the soundtrack for all your sad, lonely nights? And what’s with the obsession with “Anime Score” and “Japanese VGM”? Either you’re prepping for a next-level nerd cosplay event or you secretly believe your life is an RPG. Spoiler alert: It’s not. And can we just say ‘thank you’ to Taylor Swift for giving us a glimpse of normalcy among this bizarre lineage of obscure tracks and moody tunes? And don’t get me started on your most played songs. “I Really Want to Stay at Your House”? The irony is palpable—spoiler alert: that’s not going to happen unless you get off your couch and stop living vicariously through fictional characters! With such a lineup, I can only assume your life is a constant loop of social awkwardness and emo daydreams. But hey, at least you can drown in your overwhelming selection of art pop and sad beats while everyone else moves on to, you know… actually living their lives. Keep it up, ¡MoFu!, you’re a treasure of delightful cringe, and we appreciate the laughs!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!