Roasted 2 years ago based on Emmƴƴƴ's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s be real, Emmƴƴƴ, your Spotify profile reads like the perfect recipe for a mid-life crisis – you’ve got more genres here than Spotify has ads, and yet it’s still painfully clear you’re just a confused suburbanite trying to spice up your playlist like it’s your sad little life. First off, “Afrobeats” and “Nigerian Pop” in the same breath? That’s like going to a taco truck and ordering a kale salad – just an invitation for ridicule. You call this variety? The only thing more predictable than your top artists is my grandma trying to figure out how to use her smartphone. And can we talk about your top artists? It’s almost like you took a survey of the most popular kids in school and picked them all just to fit in. “Polo G,” “Billie Eilish,” and “Burna Boy” walk into a bar… and immediately turn around at the sight of your lame selections. Honestly, if I see “lovely” by Billie Eilish pop up one more time, I’m going to assume you’re pretending to be emo while you sip on pumpkin spice lattes and scroll through Instagram for the latest influencer drama. Your most played tracks scream “I’m a mass of emotions with a shoddy taste in music.” Finally, your most played songs look like a heartbroken teen’s breakup playlist – don’t tell me you were crying while listening to “when the party's over” and “hostage”? If this is your idea of fun, I fear for anyone who dares to go to a party with you. It’d be like inviting a goldfish to a pool party – a total waste of space, and we’re all still unsure about how you even ended up here. Emmƴƴƴ, you need to embrace the chaos or switch your jams to “Chariots of Fire” or early morning elevator music, because clearly, your playlists are begging for a rescue mission!

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