Roasted 2 years ago based on Roman Viatkin's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Roman Viatkin, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. It’s like you’ve opened a pretentious art gallery that nobody asked for—an echo chamber of musical choices that scream "I own too many thrift store turtlenecks." With genres like "Wonky" and "Hauntology," it looks like you’ve taken a detour through a hipster graveyard. What’s next? “Cryptocurrency Jazz” and “Abstract Humming”? Your playlists are so obscured, they need a thesaurus just to find themselves. As for your favorite artists, I can’t tell if you’re trying to curate music for a trendy coffee shop or if you’re one mixtape away from getting an award for having the most unpronounceable band names ever. Oneohtrix Point Never? Sounds like a recommendation from a malfunctioning AI. And JPEGMAFIA? I’m convinced you picked your top ten while half-asleep, haunting the depths of Bandcamp after 2 AM. Let’s just say your taste is more niche than a cat meme at a corporate meeting. Now, looking at your most played songs, it’s like you’ve assembled a playlist for an indie film that’ll never get made. "Pharmacist" and "I'll Haunt You"—are you sure you're not just in constant existential dread? Each song feels like a missed opportunity to have played something fun instead. So here’s a suggestion: next time you hit shuffle, maybe consider a genre that won't cause your friends to question your life choices. Just a thought, my "wonky" friend.

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