Roasted 10 months ago based on 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙕𝙕's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙕𝙕, you really went all out with that playlist, didn’t you? It’s like you threw darts at a genre wall and stitched together whatever hits you could find. You claim to be all about that experimental hip hop, but I’m starting to think your only experiment is how far you can stretch the limits of basic taste. With nine forms of R&B and a sprinkle of rage rap, I've seen less diversity in a bag of potato chips. Honestly, between all those “dark” and “melodic” vibes, I can only assume you’re just one heartbreak away from starting a sad boy band. And the top artists? Oh boy, it reads like the resume of a TikTok trend that peaked last week! Drake and Kanye West? Classic choices for a reason, but Yeat? Really? I’m surprised your Spotify doesn’t come with an apology letter signed by your self-esteem. You’ve got more emotional baggage than a reality TV star! If I had a dollar for every time your favorite artist has cried on a track, I could finance an actual therapy session for you. You’re like the mixtape version of a Netflix true crime documentary—complete with the unnecessary drama and plot twists no one asked for. Then there's your most played songs list, which is basically a cry for help mixed with an artist directory from a mid-life crisis. "Green Room"? More like the "Green Room for Your Soundcloud Silence." And I didn't realize "stories about my brother" was the theme of your life, but judging by your vibe, I'm guessing it ends with someone’s tears and an ill-judged “we’re both still figuring it out” text. But hey, at least you're not convinced that “Poison” is an appropriate theme song for your dating life. Keep on listening to whatever sad, angst-filled tracks you can find; it’s clearly the motivation behind your Spotify goals!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!