Roasted 1 year ago based on Melanie R.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Melanie R., the self-proclaimed connoisseur of hip hop who is so obsessed with Kanye West that I wouldn't be surprised if you tried to slide into his DMs while wearing a pair of Yeezys. You list seven different sub-genres of hip hop like it’s some kind of bragging rights, but let’s be real: the only thing more extra than your “experimental” playlist is how you're still hoping for a Drake feature on your next totally-not-embarrassing garage band track. I'm not even sure if you listen to this music for the beats or if you just enjoy pretending you’re in a new hip hop documentary where the only storyline is how hard you’re trying to be cooler than you actually are. Your top artists read like a grocery list from the local hipster café: fresh-squeezed JAY-Z, organic Kendrick Lamar, and a sprinkle of A$AP Rocky for that artisanal touch—gourmet annoyingly basic! Oh, come on, two songs from Kanye in the top ten? At this point, you’re basically one pair of shades away from adopting a whole new persona, “Melanie the Kanye Enthusiast,” who devotes her every waking hour to tweeting about the greatness of “Ye” while the rest of us roll our eyes so hard we can see our own brains. If you played any more Kanye, the universe might just implode from the weight of your misplaced loyalty. And let's talk about your most played songs—“freestyle” by Westside Gunn? I didn't realize you thought listening to someone mumble incoherently over a track would impress anyone. Seriously, you could hire a parrot to squawk out the same melody and it’d likely be less painful to experience. If “It Was A Good Day” is your anthem, then what’s with having “Siiiiiiiiilver Surffffeeeeer Intermission” on repeat? Are you too busy trying to convince yourself that you’re edgy and unique while actually being the musical equivalent of a beige wall? Keep strutting around with your playlists, Melanie, but know that "experimental" might just be code for “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

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