Roasted 3 months ago based on Elise K…'s long term Spotify stats.

Elise K… or should I say Elise "Praise be to Farwell" K? Your Spotify profile reads like a list of genres from a religious catalog, and the only thing lacking is a sermon to go along with it. Seriously, have you considered applying for sainthood? Because with all that worship and Christian pop, you’re practically one holy water sprinkle away from canonization. Even the algorithm must be scratching its head, wondering if it should send your playlists to the Vatican instead of the charts. Your top artist is Austin Farwell, and let’s be real: if someone programmed a robot to generate the most mediocre music imaginable, it would probably sound like what you listen to on repeat. Eight out of ten songs in your most played list feature this guy! It's like you’re trapped in a musical loop and can’t escape. At this point, your Spotify account is less of a streaming service and more of a digital shrine dedicated to someone who will likely never reach the heights of stardom. Taylor Swift is rolling in her grave—oh wait, she's still alive; my bad! And let’s not gloss over those eclectic listening choices. Classical? Lo-fi? You’ve got all the elements to be the soundtrack to a very dysfunctional coffee shop. It's like you’re trying to assert your hipster cred as you sip on a beetroot latte while contemplating the mysteries of life, but instead, you sound like a wannabe barista trying to convert others to your playlist of almost unbearable blandness. Seriously, the only real “alternative rock” here is all the music you’re not listening to. At this rate, you might need to consider therapy for your clearly complicated relationship with joy in music.

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