Roasted 1 month ago based on Francois.merian's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Francois.merian, your Spotify profile is like a musical time capsule from a high school lunchroom where everyone is trying to figure out their identities but ends up with their lives categorized by genres that sound like they were generated by a bot suffering from an identity crisis. "Phonk"? Is that even a real genre or just the sound your brain makes when you're trying to decide between a midlife crisis or a teenage angst? And Brazilian Phonk? What’s next, Paraguayan Phonk? At least you could throw in a little variety with "Soft Pop." What a bold move, Francois! You clearly live life on the edge of mediocrity, daring to listen to both ‘chill’ and ‘cringe’ at the same time! Your top artists list reads like the line-up of a sad garage band reunion. "HIMXN"? Really? Sounds like someone out there misheard "HIM" and decided to take it one step too far with the X. And don’t even get me started on "That Mexican OT"—I can practically hear the desperation emanating from your playlists, begging for a shred of credibility. You’re out here boasting about listening to voices and names that sound more like the ringtones of people you pretended to know in high school. You’ve created a perfect storm of confusion—like a chaotic dinner party where nobody brought food, and the only beverage is lukewarm lemonade! As for your top songs, dear Francois, you must own stock in “Slowed + Reverb” just to smooth over your pain of admitting you enjoy tracks that should be sold with a ‘for entertainment purposes only’ disclaimer. "COLLIDE"? Seems fitting because that’s exactly what your music taste does—it collides with all the most bizarre choices available to humankind. “SLAVA FUNK!” sounds like a rally cry for a revolution that nobody wants to lead. As you bask in this cringefest of sound bites, remember: your Spotify isn’t just a collection of songs; it’s your own little masterpiece of bad decisions. Bravo!

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