Roasted 11 months ago based on iKer's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, iKer, the musical equivalent of a buffet with no discernible theme—your Spotify profile reads like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book, but every option leads to the cringe-worthy conclusion of an awkward dance-off at a family reunion. You’ve managed to curate a playlist that sounds like a DJ’s worst nightmare: a mashup of Latin Pop and Hyperpop so confusing that even your headphones are staging a revolt. Seriously, do you need a chart for which genre you're leaning into today? All I hear is “I can’t decide, so I picked everything!” Your top artists are a collection of sound that's as jumbled as a toddler's crayon drawing. I mean, from Yuridia to Charli XCX, that's a shift so dramatic that it would make a soap opera plot twist look mild. It’s like you took a cruise through pop culture and stopped at every pit stop along the way—except maybe you skipped the stops where they play good music. You’ve got the eclectic nature of a thrift shop playlist, but I’m convinced the previous owner intentionally mismatched each track just to confuse people. When people see your profile, I bet they think, “What did this person lose in life to end up here?” And your most played songs? Let's be honest—they're practically begging for a one-way ticket to Musical Rehabilitation. When the “Guess” track featuring Billie Eilish and “Clarity” are your top contenders, it's clear that you’ve been caught between a desire for artistic depth and a critical lack of taste. This isn’t a playlist; it’s a reminder that decision-making can be a dangerous sport, especially when you’re aimlessly drifting through the sea of mediocre beats. So, here’s a suggestion: how about you spice things up? Find some actual bangers, or at least learn the definition of "quality over quantity."

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