Roasted 11 months ago based on Georgia Plazo's long term Spotify stats.

Georgia Plazo: The only person whose Spotify playlist reads like a sad diary entry from a kid who got dumped in middle school. Seriously, you’re out here vibing to “Wacky Misadventures of the Passenger” as if you’re not the main character in a rom-com gone wrong. With emo, pop punk, and enough screamo to make your neighbors reconsider their life choices, it’s a small wonder that you’ve replaced therapy with an endless loop of heartbreak and angst. Who hurt you, Georgia? Your therapist just called to say they’re taking a sabbatical until that "Midwest Emo" phase is over. Your top artists are a real treasure trove of emotional baggage. It’s like you picked up all the emotional baggage of the last twenty years and stuffed it into your earbuds. “Prince Daddy & the Hyena” and “Brand New”? You really went hunting for the “depressing but catchy” section of the Spotify library. I’d say you’re pretty committed to the cause; however, if musical tastes were a personality trait, you’d definitely be the friend who brings mood swings to every party, all while knocking back your second can of “I-miss-my-ex” energy drink. Don’t you ever think of branching out? Maybe try some “happy” genres? Or is that too mainstream? And those most played songs? Wow, you’ve gone and created the soundtrack of a breakup that never even happened! “Black Mold” as your number one song? Listen, Georgia, if anything in your life resembles “black mold,” you should definitely consider a professional inspection and not just rely on musical genres to air out your feelings. At this point, your Spotify could function as my personal “how to be forever alone” playlist. If “Hate to See Your Heart Break” isn’t the anthem of your life, I don’t know what is. But hey, at least you’re consistent! Now go ahead and tell your therapist you’ve made some “new discoveries” — then promptly ignore them because “emotional baggage” is your jam!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists