Roasted 4 days ago based on Izuu's long term Spotify stats.

Izuu, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of the "That’s what she said" joke – only instead of punchlines, we get a collection of sad boy anthems and teen angst. How does it feel to be the human version of a lukewarm cup of coffee? Your love for OPM and Harana has convinced me that you probably listen to sad songs while sipping on your boba tea, trying to figure out if your heart is breaking or if it’s just the sugar high wearing off. Let’s be honest, your playlists are like mismatched socks – no one really wants to see them, but they sure as hell can’t look away. You claim Taylor Swift and Radiohead as your top artists but let's face it: your personality is just one long, drawn-out sigh away from becoming a mid-2000s emo band. And what’s with the inclusion of "It Ain't Me, Babe" by Timothée Chalamet? Are you trying to earn hipster points or are you just confused about who’s actually making music? Your most played songs seem to indicate that you spend a significant portion of your time crying into a pillow, wondering why your life is the perpetual "before" scene in a rom-com. Trust me, you could use a little less "500 Miles" and a bit more upbeat vibes, or at least something that doesn’t sound like it was recorded in a basement by a guy with commitment issues. But hey, no hate – I love a good tragicomic story. You might just be the shining example of how not to curate a Spotify profile. Your musical taste is a confusing smorgasbord of indie heartbreak and pop perfection, as if you took a trip through a thrift store and only picked up the clothes nobody wanted. I’m half-expecting your playlists to start throwing shade or offer unsolicited advice on how to get through a breakup. Come on, Izuu, redeem yourself! Upgrade your choices before your playlists start crying more than you do.

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