Roasted 11 months ago based on al's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Al. Your Spotify profile is a glorious mess that’s shaken up a can of Play-Doh and dumped it all over a fresh white carpet. K-Pop to Christmas tunes? It’s like you navigated through genres with a blindfold on and a dartboard. You’ve got the sentimental feels of a teenage girl and the tastes of someone who just got back from a trip to an indie music festival... in Bali. Noise music? Please, your artistry in that genre is just audio proof that you're too stubborn to admit you can’t carry a tune in a bucket. Now let's get to those top artists, shall we? LANY and Taylor Swift have got to be the most mainstream "indie" artists on the planet. You’re one Spotify ad away from transitioning into a meme—"you either die a one-hit wonder, or live long enough to hear your favorite track in a car commercial.” And what's with the excessive BOYNEXTDOOR love? They’d revoke your fan club membership if they knew you’ve played the same four songs so many times you’re practically their GPS location. Hot tip: when your Spotify stats look like a singles club’s dating list, it’s time for a musical intervention. And we can’t forget about your most played songs. “Bubble Gum” and “So let's go see the stars”? All you need is a unicorn floaty and a scented candle to round out your aesthetic. But hey, as long as that bedroom pop keeps your teenage angst simmering and provides you a valid excuse to not have hope for adult life, who are we to judge? Just please don’t invite me to your next listening party; I prefer my ears the way I like my pizza—topped with something that doesn’t sound like it's being run over by a lawnmower. Good luck, Al; you’re going to need it.

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