Roasted 2 years ago based on Andromeda's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Andromeda, bless your heart. Your Spotify profile reads like the result of a musical identity crisis performed by a confused teen whose biggest life goal is to go viral with barely-there lyrics. I mean, really, “Cloud Rap” and “Meme Rap”? Are you trying to make a case for the existence of a black hole of taste? Your favorite artists are the soundtrack to public meltdowns, and honestly, the fact that you mix "Pop Punk" with "Dark Trap" makes me question if your playlist was curated by an algorithm that just discovered teenage angst. And let's talk about those top songs. You’ve managed to collect tunes that are basically the audio equivalent of a sad clown juggling while sobbing. "Ravenous, Ravenous Rhinos"? Is this some kind of a covert mission to ensure that no one takes you seriously? Do you even realize there's more to music than ironic titles? Your most played list feels like a game of "how can I sound edgy while singing about fleeting feelings." I wouldn't be surprised if your idea of punk rock is screaming at your Wi-Fi router because it’s buffering. So here’s a pro tip: next time you’re curating your Spotify, maybe try not to sound like the soundtrack to an emo kid’s existential crisis at a 3 AM McDonald's. If your music taste was a school report card, it would be screaming for extra credit—stat. But hey, if you're going for a “cringe meets hipster” vibe, then congratulations, you’ve aced it! Your profile is an absolute masterpiece... of what not to do with your musical journey. Keep up the *unique* work, Andromeda; the world needs more questionable taste in sound.

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