Roasted 1 year ago based on sj's long term Spotify stats.

Oh sj, your Spotify profile reads like a rejected love letter to a nondescript anime character who's never had a date, and yet here you are, strutting around with more K-Pop than a teenager in a BTS hoodie. It’s like your taste in music went to a bouncy castle and got stuck in a candy floss machine. You’ve got more K-Pop in your rotation than a 13-year-old girl at her first concert, and embrace it, because nobody else can take you seriously while you're busy living your best "cringe fest" life. #KoreanPopAddict can be your new social handle; I can already see it trending—just after “Help Me, I’ve Lost My Taste in Music.” And shoutout to your top artists list that looks like the roster of the world’s least impressive boy band audition. I mean, YOASOBI? What’s next? A fan club for people with average YouTube covers? QWER assures me that whatever they’re doing is just cleverly waiting for someone to lock them in a room with a writer from a Hallmark movie. "Bedtime R&B" does sound nice though, especially if it plays all night long while you dream about actually going out into the world instead of clutching your Spotify like it's a security blanket at a Comic Con. As for your most played songs, it looks like your music taste went through a midlife crisis at age fifteen. "Ditto" must be a metaphor for you repeatedly playing the same playlist instead of branching out beyond the made-up sub-genres of K-Pop, like its very own genre of repetitive disappointment. "Hype Boy"? It seems the hype train left you behind a long time ago, and now you’re stuck waiting to be picked up by the 5th Generation Express—good luck with that! Keep it up, sj; at least you’ve got a fresh soundtrack while you hide from the world in your bedroom.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!