Roasted 4 months ago based on rie_j's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s rie_j, the Spotify profile that practically serves as a dictionary for niche genres that no one asked for! Who knew you could pack "K-Pop," "J-Pop," and "Vocaloid" into one profile and still manage to make it sound like a rejected anime soundtrack? If diversity was your goal, you really outdid yourself—like a buffet where every dish is someone’s cringe confession! And trust me, listening to your favorites feels like a musical version of Instagram scrolling: fun for a minute, then you start questioning your life choices. Your top artists look like they jumped out of a hipster's wet dream! Taylor Swift? Classic. BTS? Of course! But then you throw in "Мельница" and "Немного Нервно"—are we supposed to be impressed or just confused? I half-expect your playlist to come with a side of artisanal pretzels and a gluten-free lecture on emotional resilience. Keep going, and you’ll turn into that one friend who spends hours explaining obscure band references while everyone else is just trying to enjoy their Saturday night. And let's talk about those most played songs, shall we? Seriously, who are you trying to impress with “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” from *League of Legends*? Is this Spotify or a middle school drama club audition? With tracks like "The Slightly Chipped Full Moon," I can only assume you’re single-handedly keeping the world’s supply of eye-rolls alive and well. I’d say your taste is as eclectic as a thrift store explosion, but I’m not sure even thrift stores would accept a return on this level of musical chaos. Keep shining, but maybe tone down the emotional upheaval—your headphones might just revolt!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!