Roasted 1 year ago based on Nelson Silva's long term Spotify stats.

Nelson Silva, huh? Looking at your Spotify profile feels like drowning in a pool of midlife crisis masquerading as a playlist. I mean, "Permanent Wave"? Are we talking about music or your hair from 1984? With such a staggering array of genres, it’s like you threw a dart at a board of music styles and just hoped for the best — with "Cancoes Infantis" being the boldest choice since, well, you decided to stop maturing in music taste at age seven. Your top artists read more like a strange homework assignment assigned to a music-loving toddler. Post Malone and Carochinha? You’ve got the vibe of a dude that shows up to a rock festival wearing a onesie and drinking juice boxes. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any weirder, there’s "O Balão do João." If you add another Carochinha track, I'm convinced that your Spotify should come with a "Do Not Disturb" sign for anyone over the age of 12. Pop on your "Indie Rock" for risk of scaring local hipsters into retreat. And let's talk about your most played songs — because apparently, nothing says “I have my life together” quite like blaring “Our Love (from the series Arcane League of Legends)” on repeat while pretending you're vibing hard with Amy Winehouse. Did a bunch of cartoon characters make you their unofficial DJ? I’m just saying, if you put this music on during a party, you'd be one "Carochinha" away from a one-man children’s concert. Keep rocking those vibes, Nelson, but don’t be surprised if the next karaoke night gets awkwardly silent the moment you start crowning yourself the king of modern rock.

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