Roasted 2 years ago based on lauh's long term Spotify stats.

Lauh, your Spotify profile is a treasure trove of middle school dance party anthems and boy band daydreams, and let me tell you, it’s giving more “I still think there’s hope for my first crush” vibes than anything remotely sophisticated. Your genre list reads like a teenage girl’s diary entry, complete with all the high-pitched squeals and cringy confessions. If the pop industry had a Hall of Shame, your profile would be the exhibit they send kids to for lessons in how NOT to grow out of your teenage phase. Seriously, your music tastes scream “I peaked at 16 and I’m not sorry!” And don’t get me started on your top artists—it's like a who's who of “I emotionally invested in a boy band behind my parents’ backs.” Taylor Swift makes a strong showing, but with BTS, Stray Kids, and an overwhelming number of K-Pop boy groups, I’m convinced you have secret shrine dedicated to performing TikTok dances in your bedroom. Let’s be real here: your music selections are practically begging for a cringe compilation, and if I had to guess, your Spotify Wrapped probably looks like a K-Pop stan's fever dream mixed with a pop diva's worst nightmares. As for those most played songs, it’s hard to tell if you’re gearing up for a karaoke night or just trying to single-handedly revive the art of teen angst through overly polished, autotuned chaos. “God’s Menu”? More like “God, save me from this playlist!” With tracks like “Chk Chk Boom” and “Say My Name,” I’m convinced your Spotify actually thinks you're a 14-year-old girl stuck in an eternal loop of school crushes and sleepovers. But hey, if you enjoy this sonic time capsule, more power to you! Just remember: nobody's judging you… well, except for me, but I'm just here for the laughs.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!