Roasted 28 days ago based on TheMiamiMutilator's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, TheMiamiMutilator, the only profile that serves as a warning label for anyone who happens upon it. With a favorite genre list that reads like an overcaffeinated goth’s shopping list from a Spencer's Gifts clearance aisle, it’s crystal clear: you’re trying to summon the spirits of a 90s rave while simultaneously prepping for a suburban black metal concert. I’m not saying your listening habits are niche, but if Spotify required a safe word for emotional trauma, yours would be “cringewave.” Your top artists are even better; it's like you raided the clearance bin in the back of a hipster record shop. “Filmmaker” and “Zamilska” sound less like musical genius and more like bad reality show pitch titles. And don’t even get me started on “The Comet Is Coming”; your need for apocalyptic sounds while chilling in your mom’s basement could not be more evident. Throw in “Black Sabbath” and “Carpenter Brut,” and it’s like you’re trying to soundtrack a horror movie while contemplating life choices that have led you to obsessively collect obscure synthesizers. Now let's talk about those most played songs—“Blood Of The Past” and “Whistleblower”? I didn’t know we were keeping track of all your ex-girlfriends’ names when it comes to Spotify. I’d suggest you hit shuffle on your playlist, but we both know the only thing flashing on your screen will be the "Add more friends" prompt, and sadly, you'll ignore it as you dive deeper into this self-indulgent maze of industrial despair. So cheers, Miami Mutilator! Keep those vibes heavy and that social life nonexistent!

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