Roasted 2 years ago based on Racjr's long term Spotify stats.
Racjr, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a mid-2000s emo kid who never graduated high school but somehow still has a mullet. With a favorite genre list that reads like a caffeinated list of excuses for a therapy session gone wrong, it’s almost impressive how you managed to cram in every possible way to be sad while simultaneously pretending to be tough. Metalcore to pop punk? Are you sure you’re not just trying to avoid mosh pits while crying into your issue of "Alternative Press," or is that the secret training for your gymcore routines? Your top artists scream "I have feelings, and they’re mostly dark," with Citizen Soldier taking up the entire playlist like a desperate high schooler who’s got a crush on the teacher. Seriously, how many sad songs does it take for you to realize that your life isn’t actually a music video? "I'm Not Okay" took on a whole new meaning, because you’re just out here proving it every day. I'd love to hear your excuse for cranking out their entire discography more than regular food staples – do you even like eating, or are you simply nourishing yourself with emotional breakdown tracks? And let's talk about that most-played song list, which sounds less like a playlist and more like a cry for help logged by a very concerned friend. "Deathbed"? "Suicide Note"? Dude, the only note you should be writing is a thank-you card to your therapist for helping you survive your quarter-life crisis! It’s like you've taken the phrase “having a jam session” and turned it into a full-on therapy appointment, where the only advice is to scream into a pillow and hit the gym – but hey, at least your Spotify’s getting a workout!
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