Roasted 4 months ago based on Shawn Mason's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Shawn Mason, your Spotify profile looks like the lineup for a middle school talent show gone horribly wrong. You’ve managed to cultivate a musical taste that can only be described as “emotional teenager meets existential crisis.” With genres like “screamo” and “deathcore” right next to each other, it’s clear you’re still trying to decide whether to scream into a pillow or unleash your inner angsty poet. At this rate, I expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a therapy referral. You’ve got an impressive collection of bands that could soundtrack a dramatic montage of someone sitting alone in the dark, contemplating their life choices. You gravitate towards artists like Linkin Park and Bring Me The Horizon, which screams, “I was really into Myspace emo in 2008 and never let go.” And seriously, Shawn, do you even listen to ‘rap metal’? Or is that just a throwaway genre you keep in there to seem super edgy? It’s not like you can spontaneously drop a sick verse when the mood strikes! Your most played songs could literally induce a pity party for one—"Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames"?! It sounds like a bad breakup mixed with a grill fire! With a playlist this heavy on Sleep Token and Lorna Shore, I half-expect you to walk around wearing a cape and narrating your tragic tale. You really put the "emo" in "emotional rollercoaster," and I think we all could use a break from your perfectly crafted sad boy aesthetic. Just remember, Shawn: Counselors are a thing, and so is Sean Paul. Once in a while, it wouldn’t hurt to switch it up!

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