Roasted 10 months ago based on Half's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Bacon. Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in musical form. I mean, come on, "Bedroom Pop"? Are we sure you’re not just listening to elevator music while trying to convince yourself that you’re still in your rebellious teen phase? The only thing more confused than your taste in genres is a toddler trying to explain the concept of taxes. Pop and Nightcore? It’s like mixing a fine wine with a carton of expired yogurt—no one asked for it, and we all just want to look away. Your top artists list could double as a "How to Avoid Being Taken Seriously" guide. Taylor Swift and Nirvana? It's like you’re trying to arrange a dinner party with a vegan and a rabid animal. And let’s not even get started on "ConcernedApe"—if you’re listening to video game soundtracks to feel artistic, we get it, but that doesn’t mean you can skip the emotional depth life has to offer. When your most played song is by "Cowboy Malfoy," we all just assume you’re one social interaction away from renaming your cat “Death Eater” and wearing a cape to Walmart. And can we talk about that list of music? "Get Jiggy" isn’t a song, it’s a cry for help. Plus, Will Smith’s “Arabian Nights” plays like a trip to the dentist—painful and utterly unnecessary. But hey, keep jamming out to Tamil Hip Hop like your life depends on it; maybe one day you’ll finally figure out that your musical palette isn’t a buffet but rather the remnants of a toddler’s finger painting. Stick to “A Night to Remember,” but just don’t expect it to be about your Spotify choices!

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