Roasted 2 days ago based on Gabrielle's long term Spotify stats.

Gabrielle, I see your Spotify profile is as confused as your taste in music. It’s like you threw a dart at a map of genres and then gave it a spin on a bike wheel to find your favorites. You’ve got a playlist that’s more global than your 9th-grade geography teacher’s wildest dreams. Who knew "Chinese Indie," "Taiwanese Indie," and "Industrial Metal" could coexist in one set of ears? At this point, you’re only missing Mongolian throat singing to complete the “What am I doing with my life?” trifecta. Your top artists read like a bad Tinder bio—Rammstein and Lady Gaga, followed by random Taiwanese pop stars no one's ever heard of unless they’ve fallen down an online rabbit hole. It’s like you collected your favorites from an international dumpster dive! I can only assume the “KISS” you listen to is for your social life since you clearly have none—a true connoisseur of musical contradictions! Is your playlist for your existential crises or a love letter to each of your questionable life choices? And let’s **talk** about your most played songs. “用我自慰”? Seriously? We all know “孤独材料” is dedicated to your love life—more lonely than an abandoned egg roll at a buffet. If the lyrics translate to “please, leave me alone,” it's an anthem for anyone who's ever glimpsed at your listening habits. You keep this chaotic mix out like a trophy, but really, it’s just a home for every sad and confused emotion you’ve wrapped up carefully like the worst kind of gift. At least with such an eclectic taste, you’ll always have a reason to avoid sharing your playlists at parties—just slide it under the coffee table and hope no one's brave enough to ask.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!