Roasted 1 year ago based on 's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, kzia, let’s talk about your music taste. It’s like you took a personality quiz and got "indecisive" as your result. With genres ranging from K-Pop to Bedroom Pop, you’re like a musical buffet but forgot to pick a plate. Seriously, just stick to one genre already! At this point, your Spotify should come with a disclaimer: “Warning: Excessive genre hopping may cause whiplash!” I'd ask if you have a favorite artist, but obviously deciding on just one is harder for you than getting into a constructive relationship. Your top artists look like they had a party and randomly invited people based on their Spotify algorithm. Drake and NewJeans in the same list? That’s like pairing a fine wine with your mom’s leftover casserole. While we’re at it, can we address the sheer number of times you’ve streamed Drake? We get it, you like him, but do you also keep his poster over your bed? Because you sure seem to have an unhealthy obsession with a guy who drops the same heartbreak lines every year like he's trying to beat a personal best. And let's not even get started on your "Most Played" tracks. Listening to “i was all over her” repeatedly might just reveal a bit too much about your dating life—or lack thereof. "Girls Need Love (with Drake) - Remix”? Honey, if you think that’s how you’re landing a guy, you might wanna reconsider. I mean, with a list like this, it's clear you're collecting more *sad-girl vibes* than actual life experiences. But hey, at least you’ll have a killer soundtrack for the next time you cry alone in your bedroom, right?
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