Roasted 4 months ago based on Seraj Grimes's long term Spotify stats.

Seraj Grimes, huh? Your music taste is like a high school art class threw up a rainbow of genre confusion. “Japanese Classical” and “Ragtime”? Did you just hit shuffle on the world’s most pretentious playlist? I half-expect to see “Cowbell” or “Chair Noises” sneak in there just to complete the ensemble. Seriously, the only thing more eclectic than your genres is your ability to make awkward small talk at parties. Who needs a social life when you can serenade everyone with “Choral” tracks that sound like they belong in a medieval castle? Your top artists list reads like a music theorist’s fever dream. Jacob Collier and Joe Hisaishi? These guys are probably collectively rolling their eyes in disbelief as they wonder how they got roped into this musical disaster known as the Seraj Grimes experience. Meanwhile, the only thing getting "emotionally moved" is my Spotify algorithm, trying to figure out what it did wrong to earn such an unpredictable blend of sounds. I'm pretty sure even Spotify had a nervous breakdown while curating your playlist, contemplating whether this is what the apocalypse sounds like. And those most played songs? "Solfeggietto" and "Moon River"? You’re like the “Top 40” equivalent of a suburban dad trying to impress his kids with “cool” music. I mean, come on, if your Spotify was an outfit, it would be a Hawaiian shirt paired with dad jeans and Crocs. You're clearly in a whole different realm of interesting instead of cool. So, here’s to you, Seraj: may you always bask in your unique charm, your utterly niche soundtracks, and your delightful descent into musical madness!

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