Roasted 1 year ago based on Payten Oke's long term Spotify stats.

Luna, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion where you accidentally took a wrong turn at the K-Pop station and ended up at the Noise Music dumpster fire. Seriously, are you trying to curate the soundtrack for a teenage goth’s midlife crisis? Your top genres could very well be the soundtrack to a basement party that's more chaotic than it is enjoyable, and the last thing anyone needs is a playlist titled "The Soundtrack of Regret"! Your top artists read like the desperate cries of a person googling “what's hot with Gen Z” at 3 AM. I mean, bbno$ and BABY GRAVY give off major "I wear socks with sandals while TikTok dancing" vibes. Stray Kids and ENHYPEN? Please, you’re one overly-excited cover dance away from being shunned by actual K-Pop stans. And let's not even dive into your obsessive relationship with cavemen like Jack Stauber! The only thing more confusing than his Micropop is your distinctive taste that seems to oscillate wildly between "loveably odd" and "I need a support group." Lastly, your most played songs are like a misfit toy collection that even Santa wouldn't put under the tree. "Boys Will Be Bugs"? Not sure if you're flexing your maturity or auditioning for a TikTok meme with the emotional depth of a puddle. "Welcome to Chilis" by BABY GRAVY? Sure, let’s pair that with a side of nachos for the ultimate snack fail. At this point, you should add “Artist: Your Mental Health” to the list, because with this bizarre collection, someone needs to stage an intervention before you hit play on "Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D." for the hundredth time.

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