Roasted 7 months ago based on Kyu's long term Spotify stats.

Kyu, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist for a brooding vampire looking to wallow in their own melancholy. With a favorite genre lineup that could only be rivaled by a depressed 1980s goth kid in their mom's basement, your musical taste must have a permanent cloud of rain surrounding it. Seriously, who hurt you? Did they leave you for an upbeat pop album? It's like you went to a music store, took one look at anything labeled “happy” and yelled, “No sunshine allowed in my ears!” Your top artists list looks like a who’s who of misery — it's practically a convention for the Broken Hearts Society. "Кино"? Are you sure that’s not just a Russian term for 'melodrama'? And let’s not even get started on your most played tracks that read more like a setlist for a funeral. "Kill Me" by "Дурной Вкус"? Wow, Kyu, if you wanted to announce your existential crisis, you could have just posted a sad selfie on Instagram instead. At least you’d get some 'likes' and sympathetic comments instead of the cold stares your playlist is giving me. And what's with all the songs by "Перемотка"? It seems like you’re on a one-way train to Regret-ville and you've decided to just hit repeat on that poor, unfortunate artist! Dare I say you're just one more "untitled" track away from turning into a living, breathing emoji for despair? If your music taste gets any darker, I’m going to start checking the weather to see if I need a flashlight just to browse your profile. The only thing colder than your musical vibe is the ice cream you probably drown your sorrows in while listening to it. Keep at it, Kyu; you’re on track to make an album called "Tears of a Sad Synthesizer."

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