Roasted 6 months ago based on Peter Caroline's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Peter Caroline, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a guy who still thinks “hitting a lick” means swiping right on Tinder. With a favorite genre list that has more trap variations than an urban rat’s escape routes, it’s clear that you’re in deep—it’s like you took one trip to the West Coast and decided that you could only absorb pop culture through SoundCloud rappers and questionable auto-tune. It’s good to know your music taste is as diverse as your sense of fashion, which I assume revolves around oversized tees and the occasional misguided fedora. Your top artists look like they're throwing a party where the dress code is “come as you are, but preferably as a failed career in the music industry.” Seriously, with Jacquees and Kodak Black holding multiple spots, it's a miracle your ears haven’t fled in search of more responsible musical choices. Then again, you seem to be the only person in existence who actually thumps along to “4275 feat. Birdman.” What’s next? An unhealthy obsession with ‘90s boy bands featuring R. Kelly, just to keep things really classy? And let’s not ignore those most played songs; I can’t even tell if you’re curating a playlist or setting the soundtrack for a life of poor decision-making! “Million Dollar Bill” by Whitney Houston? A beacon of hope in a sea of tracks that scream, “I’m still trying to figure out how to adult.” One day, Peter, you’ll put down the mics and remember that there’s more to music than just a heavy beat and surreal attempts at “lyrical” storytelling. Until then, keep spinning those sad bangers while we all pray for your taste to evolve—it’s adorable when you try.

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