Roasted 3 months ago based on shay𝜗𝜚's long term Spotify stats.

Shay, your Spotify profile reads like an awkward teenage diary entry where you simultaneously yearn for emotional release and want to throw a desk out the window. With favorites like “Emo Rap” and “Horrorcore,” it’s clear you’re just one bad day away from digging a hole in your backyard and praying to the gods of nostalgic memes that they toss you an emotional bone. Seriously, how do you manage to mix all the genres that scream “I’m sad, please take me seriously” with the ones that say “I probably throw tantrums at the DMV”? Your top artists list looks like a lineup for a therapy group for people who are too deep into their feels for their own good. Congrats on discovering Frank Ocean, only to drown in a sea of Lil Peep and $uicideboy$. I mean, who wouldn’t want their most played songs to include “let's pretend we’re numb”? Talk about setting the mood for a Netflix binge session—we get it, you’re an emotional enigma wrapped in a beanie. “Moon River” by Frank Ocean had to be included, right? Because nothing says “I have my life together” like listening to someone wishing they were on the wrong end of a heartbreak. But let’s not fool ourselves; this playlist is the adult equivalent of a hefty midlife crisis happening at a house party in a basement. The only drill I see happening here is the one that’s meant to dig you out of the existential crisis you keep embedding yourself in. So here’s a tip: maybe add a little bit of something upbeat? You know, just to remind yourself there are songs out there that don't end with the melancholy of lost love or your last failed relationship. Or is that too much to ask when your musical aesthetic screams “I might just adopt ten cats”?

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